The Saybrook Blog

Over the past couple of weeks, Saybrook has been all over the relatively new website, GoodCrush at Yale.  I don’t know whether to be amused or creeped out by this website, but with its motto of  “connecting student bodies ” how can one not support it, really?

Here’s a taste of Saybrook’s presence on the website so far.

Saybrook J

When I saw your flowing Alaskan locks and DotA skillz, I knew you were the one for me. You can attack my tower anytime.

SY dining hall

You are tall, gangly, and blonde. We call you Junta. You have a bodaciously curvy adams-apple…which I find very cute. I want you!!!

SY

I see in the the saybrary, the squiche and the dining hall. you’re quiet. and usually reading. you never stay long. you helped me move in in the fall. and I think you’re cute.

SY dining hall

We see you every night in Saybrook dining hall. Sometimes your bangs cover your left eye, sometimes they dont. Either way my entire suite thinks you are beautiful. Hot. Emo. Asian.

Sorry GoodCrush Yale, he's taken

SY

I’ve liked you since the first moment I saw you. You make me nervous. You make me happy. I want to make you the best sandwich in the world.

Saybrook

Spotted: We were at a party together. Blonde, tall, and beautifully awkward…you are just what I want.

Saybrook

I gave you the key to my heart…I mean…the Athenaeum. You are so tall and I am so short that you probably don’t notice me when we walk by each other. I’ve watched you play violin as I sing.

Every day, everywhere

Spotted: Every male in Saybrook. You are such an attractive college. Every day should be a Saybrook strip.