The Saybrook Blog

Day 1 of Saybrook Assassins was an absolute bloodbath, with 27 Saybrugians dying at the hands of their fellow Saybrugians.

Here’s some of the highlights:

Rick Caraballo ’13 was killed right before taking his Chem midterm.  His last recorded words: “I didn’t know you were in the class.”

Shunori Ramanathan ’13 was rudely awakened by a loud knocking at her suite door. She opened the door. Big mistake.

A certain Saybrook junior was able to stalk Vishal Maini ’13 as he left his Hindi class. Fortunately for him, her gun was malfunctioning at first and he was able to run away down the hallways of WLH. Unfortunately for him, she was faster and she soon caught up and finished the job.

Michael Dunn ’10 made it past noon of the first day of assassins for the first time in his four years at Yale yesterday. He was killed later that evening.

A male sophomore electrocuted BT ’10 near the dining hall.

A senior hid in the SY Common Room waiting for Andrew Udelsman ’11 to leave the SY Dinning Hall, when he shot him multiple times. Unable to accept his fate, Andrew protested getting hit by any shots up until the blood loss from his multiple bullet wounds killed him.

Five minutes after killing Harriet Weaver ’13, Rose Wang ’13 was herself killed by another freshman.

A certain male sophomore, now known as “Electrocutioner,” killed Lucy Dunnington ’12 by electrocution

Jeff Perrella ’12 was killed in an epic SY Common Room duel with a female sophomore.

John Ettinger ’12 was gunned down while working at the Squiche late last night.

A certain female sophomore ruined Jason Choi’s ’11 night by shooting him at the Squiche.

Minutes later, the same female sophomore, better known as “The Terminator,” killed Cristina Ceballos ’13 outside of the SY Library.