There are few worldly objects I cherish more than Hudak points. Each little one-inch-by-one-inch square of thick Master’s Office quality paper means infinitely more to me than any dead president-adorned currency. Even so, it is with ease that I propose to invest my hard-earned Hudak points in the future of Saybrook intramurals.
May the thirty points that come with the highest honor I have received in my thirty-odd years on this IM-field covered earth (the last ten of which I have strove to live up to the name “the cougar” in every sense) be given to the next freshman that shows up to his or her first IM. I have accumulated some 780 Hudak points through near-perfect attendance at soccer, football, tennis, ping pong, as well as by means of xeroxing, insider trading, larceny and arson. May these points be entrusted in a freshman rewards fund that will reward freshmen an additional 10 points for every act of IM participation. It is not my intention to achieve a quid pro quo in which freshmen feel obligated to repay me for this selfless act. But if they insist, I will not refuse.
Sincerely,
The Cougar
(Zach Marks ’10)
Charlie
Ted
Ray
Jeff Gordon
Calah
cleo
Nimit
Jon Wu
Mike Jones
Chris Riederer
DJ Jawzy Slamz
Joanna Cornell
Austin Baik
R.J. Rico
Tara Tyrrell
Rick Caraballo
